So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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