Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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