hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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