on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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