so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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