it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
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we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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