they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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