The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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