So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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