go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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