She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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