everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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