Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
