The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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