I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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