I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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