so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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