your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3