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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles

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• (347): View more from New York

  I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  My dad just said "fuck circus"

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.

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• (909): View more from California

  I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.

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