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• (661): View more from California

  No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left

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• (760): View more from California

  My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?

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• (914): View more from New York

  friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day

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• (925): View more from California

  Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?

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  Come on man nobody wants to admit that

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."

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• (707): View more from California

  Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex. 

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• (646): View more from New York

  Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.

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  Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?

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