ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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