I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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