If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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