She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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