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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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