what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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