Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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