dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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