Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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