Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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