areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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