That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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