? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
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ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.