Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
the evidence from last night is not good...
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome