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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???