i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.