Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.