I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
