I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on