Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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