Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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