Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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