i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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