Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Two words: nipple clamps
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