I hate your face
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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