was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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