soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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