It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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