Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
there is glitter all over my balls
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