He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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