Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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