I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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