there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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