i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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