It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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